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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 08:31
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.